|Q. What goes ninety nine plonk?||A. A centipede with a wooden leg.|
|Q. What goes up the chimney down but can't go down the chimney up?||A. An umbrella.|
|Q. What cot can't you sleep in?||A. An apricot.|
|Q. What can you put in a box to make it lighter?||A. Holes|
|"How old are you sonny?" asked the man.||"Six Sir." Came the brisk reply.|
|"Six!" echoed the man,||" And you are not even as high as my umbrella!"|
|The boy drew himself up to his full height - |
" And how old is your umbrella Sir?" he demanded.
A singlet is a young swan.
Ceyeals are films shown at the pictures.
The Royal Mint is what the King puts on his roast lamb.
Jack: What's the difference between an elephant and a pound of sausages?
Bill: I don't know.
Jack: Well you'd be a fine one to send for a pound of sausages.
Teacher: " Why are you so late Tommy?"
Tommy: " I overslept Sir"
Teacher: " Where would I be if I overslept?"
Tommy: " In bed Sir"
Teacher: " I asked you to write an essay on what you would do
if you were a millionare. You've written nothing"
Dave: " Well, that's what I'd do Miss!"
Q. Can you jump higher then a metre wall?
|A. Yes. A wall can't jump.|
After preparing fish, wash hands in cold tea.
This gets rid of the fishy smell on the skin.